Are there really any original questions?
Isn’t asking about dead guys nailed to chickens crossing the road original enough for you?
Would this be a good time to jump in with a stupid non-sequitur question?
Is “Why do fools fall in love?” stupid and non-sequitur enough?
So you… don’t like the song?
Nixon was in love with a chicken?
Wait, wasn’t that Millard Filmore?
Nixon was in love with Millard Filmore?
They didn’t even know each other, did they? Or their chickens?
Can you ever really know a person? Or their chickens?
While we’re on topic of Presidential affairs, didn’t James Buchanan the so-called “Batchelor President” live with a Senator Rufus King?
So has the topic moved on to American history?
Wait, didn’t somebody say that Richard Nixon had an affair with Millard Fillmore’s chicken?
What American History book are YOU reading?
Might they be confusing that with the 1976 film The Farmer’s Daughters, in which Spalding Gray famously screws a chicken?
Are there any other Presidents that have had sex with chickens?
You mean besides the current one?
Isn’t that fake news? Or is it simply fowl play?
Wait, didn’t somebody say that Richard Nixon had an affair with Millard Fillmore’s chicken?
Could they have meant with Millie, Bush Sr.'s dog?