I have no objection to those; do you?
Who could object to those?
Why would you think anyone would object?
Don’t you think some might?
I know, it’s the Dope, right?
Well, does it look like any other site?
Are you saying this site is a sight?
And aren’t we always asking for cites?
Would a reference for eye drops be a cite for sore eyes?
Would a webpage about how to secure bedrock legislative support be a site for sure ayes?
Would a webpage about birds that ascend while gliding be a site for soar rise?
Isn’t there another thread for bad puns around here somewhere?
Would another thread unravel as much as this one?
Aren’t there threads that unravel even more than this one?
Speaking of ravel and threads, is that bad-puns thread still doing composers and fabrics?
If the composer of Bolero was hit by a disintegrator ray, would he be all un-Raveled?
Isn’t that what they call decomposing?
Given how old those classical composers would be today, aren’t they all decomposing anyway?
Isn’t there an old joke about that with Beethoven sitting in his coffin, erasing one of his manuscripts?
Do you know that I laughed out loud at that one?