Which one?
Isn’t it that one, over there?
Are we reduced to this?
Isn’t that part of the game – asking a question that it’s hard to answer with another question?
Is that anyone’s idea of a game?
Do you want a hard question?
If a train leaves Chicago at 6:00 pm heading for New Orleans, and another train leaves New York at 6:25 pm headed for Buffalo, then when does the 4: 55 pm train from Denver get into Los Angeles, and what is the layover time before the Denver passengers can board the train to Vancouver via Seattle? Before they can board the train to Chicago via Seattle?
How’s that?
Daylight Savings or Standard Time?
Didn’t Cecil promise there would be no math?
Isn’t it illegal to have a math problem on a holiday?
Is today a holiday?
Do you live in the U.S.?
Or is this an international date line problem?
Are you asking where I live today? Or where I will be living in two weeks?
Either way, don’t you know that today’s a U.S. holiday?
Why would I ask if I did know? Could someone please tell me what holiday it is, today?
Or shall I ask Unca Google?
Unca Google says it’s Memorial Day. Who knew?
When did it become known as “Unca Google”?
Is he confused with Punchbowl Cemetery being closed, as it’s usually open on Memorial Day?
Who else thought you had to bring a bowl of punch to Punchbowl Cemetary and that it would be entirely too festive to do so?
I would not recommend that, as what do you suppose happened after the Marine who was chasing me while I was riding my bicycle there way back when caught up with me?