How could we knot forgive since sooner or later we willow do the same?
Did I make too much of an ash of myself?
Are you aspen for penance?
Can I spruce up a bit before I prostrate myself?
I was going to ask Why?, but instead Walnut?
How can you make something as difficult as punning seem so easy?
If I said my Dad taught me to pun as a mere child and I’ve been winning pun contents for the last 40 years, would you think I was bragging?
Is it bragging to tell the truth?
What is truth?
Doesn’t the dictionary define truth as ‘never having to say I’m wrong?’
Did Humpty Dumpty write your dictionary?
Was Humpty Dumpty an egg?
Wasn’t the yolk on him?
Have you read Alice and Humpty’s discussion on the meaning of words in Through the Looking Glass?
PP, there was an opportunity for puns there, and you went for the literary discussion?
Do I really need to **shell **out my paranomastic puissance on every occasion?
Why not?
Don’t you know some folk find it eggsasperating?
Well…uhh…I suppose, you shouldn’t…umm…be egged on so easily…did I do it?
Wouldn’t you say he laid an egg on that one?