Do you define a pun as a play on words wherein one word is replaced by another similar sounding word with a different meaning, or does the essence of punning include using the theme word (e.g. egg) in one of its standard alternate forms (e.g. egged on)?
Either?
Say, do you realize that in France recipes never call for more than one egg because in French one egg is un oeuf?
And when you use hamburger and egg, it’s boeuf and oeuf.
Uh, that wasn’t a question, was it, Annie?
Did I mess up? Maybe it should have been “If you use hamburg, is it boeuf and oeuf?”
How could you not know that you messed up?
Why are you so judgmental?
Why can’t everybody just get along?
How are you ever going to improve if you won’t listen to healthy criticism?
What does sick criticism look like?
Is it in critical condition?
How many CCs of adrenaline do we need?
Well, can’t we just use all we have?
Between us we have, what, a quarter-ounce?
How many CCs in a quarter-ounce?
If CC stands for cubic centimeters (it does) and if that is the same as a milliliter (it is), then doesn’t 1 oz equal about 27 CCs?
Silly me, did you know I thought CC stood for Centrifuged Cryogens?
Since sarcasm is difficult to transmit through the Internet, I must ask, were you sincere in that interrogative statement?
What’s the difference between sincere and silly?