Perhaps the wrong phone?
While I was out, were there any messages for me?
What am I, your answering service?
Is it true that not all who have wandering charges are lost?
Have you ever seen the kind of charges you get for a call to the Atraxi?
Do they charge more often than an army of Orcs?
Are you calling from the Dragon Keep?
What’s the area code for Rivendell?
Are you going to make a hobbit of this?
Did I dial 6 digits, or only 5?
Ninja!
Are you feeling lucky, punk?
Well, is this precious ring I found considered lucky?
Is being the target of a dozen dozen wanna be absolute monarchs lucky?
A gross of kingdoms?
Haven’t you noticed how gross the kingdoms are in Game of Thrones?
Which, the Seven Kingdoms, Ghiscari (especially the Ghiscari) or the remains of the Valyrian Freehold?
Will you accept the challenge of making a pun on “Ghiscari”?
Ghesus, who knew this could be so difficult?..Eh?
Do you prefer “I wish you Ghiscari Christmas and a Happy New Year”; “Gee, I’m Ghiscari they cut your head off (twice)”; or “She used to be the most beautiful of all of Stark’s daughters, but now she’s Ghascari-on, and food for worms”?
Now what was the question? 