Questions Only

Are you familiar with GRRM’s Game of Thrones novels or the HBO series?

Is that the show I heard about where the guy does that thing?

Yeah, did you hear about how he did this, and then she did THAT, and then everybody died?

Are those the plot lines you are referring to, or the books (I’m not sure the novels know half the time)?

Do you think GRR Martin will live long enough to finish the series?

You haven’t heard about his reported excellent health, and his greatness has a contingency in giving out the two main plot points that will be necessary for the show should he die (there is a question buried in here)?

Speaking as a fan, do you have any idea how freaking long he makes us wait between volumes?

Can we trust his promise to not take the same 10 years with 6 as with 5?

Do you think he might be hustling to keep the HBO money flowing in?

You really think an author of his magnitude needs to be so conniving?

Have you ever met him?

You think I didn’t notice your edited question? (and, unfortunately, no)

Don’t you sometimes find you have a better idea after you’ve pushed the Reply button?

Well, duh - doesn’t everyone?

Are you saying we’re all idiots?

Are you implying that I didn’t understand their questions?

Are you implying that I’m implying that she’s implying…wait, where was I?

Are you insinuating by your implication of her intimation that I can no longer follow this train of though?

When did it leave the station?

Did it crash off of the runaway railroad or thereabouts?