Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Haven’t you heard the answer is “they both have inky quills”?
Wasn’t it “Because Poe wrote on both?”
What would a Poe/Carroll mashup be like?
I’m sure it would somehow squickishly involve prepubescent girls, don’t you think?
Something like “Alice of the House of Usher”?
Or maybe"Quoth the Jabberwocky, ‘Nevermore’ ?"
Or “Sylvia and Bruno and the Pit and the Pendulum”?
Or “The Hunting of the Tell-Tale Snark”?
[well, that’s the best one so far.]
Or “Through The Looking Glass of Amontillado?”
Now doesn’t that sound particularly grim?
(Phannatasmbellgoricalee)
Is there only one “m” in Grim, Brothers?
Can I answer the question a few posts back?
Don’t you know you can and you may and you might and you must?
Does the ability to do something necessarily imply an obligation?
Are you asking ontologically or is this a question of etiquette?
What, you think I have cancer?
Do you mistake ontology for oncology?
Don’t you hate it when that happens?
Well, Madame Pepperwinkle had an oncological surgery a few months back; if had been an ontological surgery, what do you think would have been the result?