Existential dissection?
Which would mean I would be bereft of my Madame, don’t you think?
I don’t suppose freeze-drying is an option?
Coffee or peas?
Peas or thank you?
Do you prefer Miss Manners or Dear Abby?
For dinner or for advice?
Shall we start with advice, then?
Are you sure you really want my advice?
Well, you’ve been on the Dope for 14 years more’n me, so why not?
You think the Straight Dope is an advice column?
Isn’t it all things to all people at one time or another?
Isn’t that just one of the many reasons why we love it so?
Have you read the FAQ (it is quite clear on the matter)?
Do websites still put up FAQs?
Would you doubt Cecil’s preparedness?
Is there a heretic among us?
Do tics have hair?
Is that a General Questions forums thread?
Is that like General Mills?