Didn’t he get demoted?
After his cereal killing rampage?
Maybe he just needed more fiber?
Why can’t I think of a pun for this!?
Maybe you just need some brain floss?
Brane floss?
Cheerio, are you guys still up to your old Trix?
Did you post that just for Kix?
So, did we ever find out if General Mills was demoted to Captain? (Crunch!)
Could I just sign off with a hearty “Cheerio(s)”?
Is it true the SDMB is like breakfast food because of all the flakes and nuts?
But do we have to have fruits with our flakes and nuts?
Don’t you know we’ll survive: even with our Posts shredded, wheat shall persevere, and will rice up krispier than ever?
Can you believe we’ve gone so farina few posts?
Would you be so kind as to chex up on our progress?
Do I look like a fool? Do I look like I’d have to play the Boobeery much?
Well, could you at least leave the water running, 'cause I think we’ve got a kellogg’d drain?
Did a bird fall into the disposal? Do we have shredded tweet again?
Well, put it in a bowl with some milk and sugar, ‘cause don’t y’think even that is better than Nut’n’ Honey?
Did Captain Crunch-Mills ever set off with his crew of Marshmallow Mateys?