Questions Only

Do you think the SS Guppy was sea-worthy?

Is there trouble afoot for the Captain with Jean LaFoote?

Well, don’t you know that they say “Toucan Sam play that game”?

Don’t you know Wheaties you only because we like you?

Should I worry that the only meaning I derived from that was “Don’t you know we eat you only because we like you”?

How’d you miss “we tease”?

I uh…I’m not sure, empty stomach?

Well, Maypo you should eat something?

Well, after your threat of cereal cannibalism, you think I still have an appetite?

So, fine, well, uh, hmm, huh, er, hah, what’s the weather like where you are?

Is this part of your plan to track me down and consume me?

Are the directions that difficult to deduce, Didact?

Are they?

Are you afraid I’m another Hannibal, Lectorem777?

Would you be so kind as to attempt traversing the Alps?

Now where did I put that elephant?

Didn’t ‘elephant in the room’ used to mean it was extremely obvious?

Are you going to stand there dickering or are you going to help me find the beast (I have to pack its trunk)?

Should I google that alongside “Monty Python?”

Oh, was that something completely different?