You think I have any idea? It is your pun after all, is it not?
It’s…?
An ellipsis?
Can you identify a larch from a very long way away?
Now see what you’ve made me do?
How are things in the Peanut Gallery?
Well, if we took out the bones, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Wouldn’t that depend on how hard I throw it?
Do you allow for wind resistance?
Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
What knight lives in that castle over there?
Have you not heard of Sir Roland, the White Knight?
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Que?
It’s not the real Grail?
Are these still Monty Python references?
Did you expect some kind of Spanish Inquisition?
When does it end!?
Shall we cue Terry Gilliam’s cartoons?