You mean you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth?
Uh, you do know he’s the King, don’t you?
I thought Larry was King?
Didn’t you hear of the Return?
Of the Jedi?
Do you really not know what I’m Tolkein about?
Are puns a hard Hobbit to break?
Quenya get right down to it, don’t Nazguls finish last?
Did you hear the one about the elf walking into a bar and the hobbit laughing and walking under it?
Have you heard the one about the chicken crossing the road?
Did he stop beating his wife?
Why, haven’t you heard that they switched from checkers to chess and now she’s beating him?
Can you keep a good man down?
Isn’t that what they asked the gravediggers when they were reburying Charlie Chaplin’s body after it had been stolen and recovered?
Didn’t Eugene O’Neill say a few words to his daughter Oona about “keeping Charlie Chaplin down”?
Wouldn’t that have been a Strange Interlude?
Weren’t those words actually about “going down on Charlie Chaplin”?
Are you suggesting that she, too, was a little tramp?
Well, didn’t Chaplin himself say if the shoe fits, eat it?
Is it true he called his great dick “Tater”?