Isn’t that a hot potato you’ve brought up?
Ah, but is it loaded?
If not sour grapes, perhaps you have some sour cream?
Are you saying this line of questioning is half-baked?
Isn’t half-baked a racial slur?
Did you think I was referring to the potato’s skin?
Nobody’s saying they’d prefer a lighter-skinned potato, are they?
Are the fries up yet?
Aren’t friars generally early risers?
Aren’t they usually up by the first Carmelite of day?
If you wanted them to stop selling roses, could only you prevent florist friars?
Well, now that you’re up and ready for breakfast, would you care for some eggs Benedictine?
Would he be nun too happy about that?
If that company really screwed you over, would you talk to a lawyer and Jesuit?
Did you know the last time I tried to fetch a drink for a lawyer, he wanted just-ice?
Did you know that I wanted to date a lady lawyer, but I was to em-barrister ask her out?
Did you know that Dorothy Parker once joked that a slutty British actress must’ve broken her leg sliding down a barrister?
Did you know that Dorothy Parker once joked upon being on the verge of having an abortion that “that’s what comes from putting all my eggs in one bastard”?
Was Dorothy Parker the wittiest woman ever, or what?
How many other women were quoted so often in FPA’sThe Conning Tower?