What, she served on a submarine?
Speaking of cramped quarters, did you know that when she shared an office with Robert Benchley at Vanity Fair, she said “He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery”?
Did that take some balls?
Have you heard her saying, “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue”?
Or vice versa?
Do you know she wasn’t as adversa to most vices?
So she never met a sin she didn’t like?
Is it true that she suggested her tombstone read, “Pardon my dust”?
Wasn’t she quoted as saying: “That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.”?
Wasn’t she the one who reviewed a book with the words “Tonstant weader fwoed up?”
Doesn’t that answer the question: “Who doesn’t like Winnie the Pooh?”
Well, who doesn’t like Winnie the Pooh?
Have you heard: “Hush, hush, nobody cares, Christopher Robin has fallen downstairs”?
Didn’t they make that into Hush…Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964)?
Wasn’t that the “sequel” to Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Didn’t she take up with Tarzan?
Did she get Greystoked?
Is that where their furry little son came from?
Aren’t all kids monkeys at heart?
Surely you mean they have monkey brains?