Did an infinite number of monkeys just type that?
Or a naked ape?
Or Desmond Morris?
If great apes were trained to carry guns in irregular warfare, would they be guerilla gorillas?
If NCIS used apes, would they be Gibbs’ gibbons?
If Rocky Balboa trained primates as his cornermen, would they be the champ’s chimps?
If they sent a larger ape into space, would it drink orangutan’s orange Tang?
If a very elderly actor from Barney Miller had such critters as his pets, would they be Abe’s apes?
If you set certain simians aloft in an airship, would they be balloon baboons?
I hear Miss Derek, the lead actress from Ten, named her pet great ape after the lead singer of U2. You know - Bo’s bonobo Bono.
Hominidae ape jokes do you think we can manage?
What’s up with all this monkey business?
Don’t you think it’s lemur le merrier?
Is somebody gonna fling poo next?
Is that macaque caca?
Wouldn’t that be turd debris assault? :eek:
Ooo, do you have any idea how offal that was?
You think that was a real shit pun?
Well, do you think it was well dung?
Doesn’t that remind you of the Chinese classic, The Shit Hits the Fan, by Hu Flung Dung?