Come on, can’t you see we’re just tartan with this?
Don’t you know you just kilt me with that one?
Shall we serge on?
I must go cook. My family wants tweed dinner. See you tomorrow?
Shall we just frieze it here then?
Have you seen my two friends - Polly, Esther?
Didn’t Esther work in telemarketing, where chiffon’d people for their opinions?
Are they the same lesbian couple Polly & Esther that were told by a pro-life, homophobic protestor to give their children to a “real” family?
Did that really happen?
Haven’t you heard that if you can imagine it, then it happens in some universe somewhere?
Then am I, somewhere, Superman?
Why can’t you wait for your turn?
Because I’m faster than a speeding bullet?
Oh, right, and now I suppose you’re gonna go leap a tall building?
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Who cares if it’s a bird or a plane?
Wouldn’t that be NORAD?
Aren’t they too busy tracking Santa Claus?
Are we talking Christmas in July?
Doesn’t Australia have July weather for Christmas?