Do kangaroos pull Santa’s sleigh across Alice Springs?
Alice … who the fuck is Alice?
Didn’t Sally call and tell you?
Doesn’t she have a brother named Charlie Brown?
Did you know she works for peanuts?
Is that the going rate?
Well, isn’t it a rough economy?
Where do Lucy and Linus fit into all this?
Don’t the van Pelts have the gelt?
Aren’t those psychiatrists always rich?
Is that a complex question?
Do you need the eggs?
Well, you can’t make a custard Napoleon without eggs, can you?
How does one Napoleon?
Well, I meant Napoleon, not Napoleon Bonaparte, but would sleeping on a lion count as a nap-o-leon?
Did you know that when Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed a good French ship?
Wasn’t Waterloo a land battle, mon ami?
Isn’t it the toilet in a French museum?
Is that a lulu of a Louvre loo?
We’re not gonna do poop puns again, are we?