Where else should I go?
You mean you’ve not yet been to hell?
Is it anything like where I work?
Do you have a pitchfork?
LOL Who doesn’t?
How long have you been Amish?
Don’t you know the difference between Amish and Mennonite?
Who cares really?
But who’s on first?
I wonder how often I can legitimately work “Amish” into subsequent questions?
Are the Amish a naturally questioning people?
If you were Amish, what would your favorite soccer team be?
I thought the Amish national sport was championship butter-churning?
Do the Amish even play sports?
Ugh, is changing the subject allowed in this game?
(Off game)
Actually, many Amish play baseball or softball.
(On game)
But isn’t change a good thing?
Why don’t you ask the Jews under Hitler that?
Who said we changed the subject?
Can’t a brotha just be curious 'bout the rules?!
Are the rules really that important?