Questions Only

Aren’t you the one who started this game?

Now who’s pointing fingers?

Who indeed?

What’s on second?

Why are you starting that again?

How can we know what’s on second if we don’t know what’s on first?

Are you certain anyone WANTS to know?

well what I want to know is do you like to pick your nose or something?

Do you know the difference between a Goober and a Booger?

Can we say with categorical veracity that this thread has indeed died?

Why are you so impatient, Goober?

No. I’d say that not directly addressing the last question is a failure.

So are you giving me an example of this sort of failure?

Don’t you know we robots need rules?

Wow, are you really a robot?

Can I join in?

Can you formulate a pertinent question?

Is that a requirement?

Do you think it shouldn’t be?

Can’t we all just have a comfy, informal chat?

Any objections to that?