Isn’t that just an old wives’ - or husbands’ - tale?
Is it just another stupid-stition?
Would you be surprised if it were?
At my age?
What’s age got to do with it?
Doesn’t life experience lead to a higher degree of skepticism?
Why am I dubious about that?
Aren’t you worldly wise?
Or wisely worldly?
Or wisely wordy?
Don’t you know that loose lips sink ships?
Even if they’re loaded with rubber baby buggy bumpers?
What are you, some kinda terribly tyrannical tongue-twister tycoon?
Have you heard that “The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep is sick” holds the Guinness record as the world’s hardest tongue twister?
Are you implying my sister sells seashells by the seashore or shomething?
Is that what they’re calling it now?
Isn’t it better than being a sheet-slitter?
You mean like Anthony Perkins in Psycho? :eek:
That reminds me: did you tip the maid?
Wasn’t I supposed to tip the cow?