Isn’t that an urban (okay, rural) legend?
Why didn’t you tell me that before I did the deed? :smack:
No bull?
Could I have been more cowed?
Did the mooed strike you?
Say, how many cow pun threads we got now?
Did you notice I didn’t pun in the other thread?
Can we all just mooove on now, please?
Okay, what is truth?
Is truth obeying laws?
Is mine the same as yours?
Is yours an innie or an outie?
Mine’s an innie, does it matter?
I don’t think it does, does it?
Nope, anyone for tennis?
Isn’t that just a racket?
Isn’t it great to have a sport where, even if you don’t have any points, it’s still love?
Does love mean nothing to you?
Is nothing sacred?
Sacred blue, as the French say?