So, then blue is nothing, but what is green?
Never mind that, what is curious yellow?
Isn’t that Humpty Dumpty’s inner double yolk?
Was he getting in touch with his inner albumen?
Do you happen to hear how he did when he played Shakespeare’s greatest role, Omelet?
Did Ophelia ever break through his shell?
Do you think Omelet had her over easy?
Don’t you think he scrambled to find his father’s killer?
Do you think Gertrude coddled her son too much?
Would that be Heathcliff?
Was she his gull friend?
Or maybe Red?
Did I mention that I once wore Freddy the Freeloader’s hat?
Do you wear many hats?
Did I ever tell you about my time as a personal property appraiser, when, hired by Vincennes University (Red’s alma mater) to appraise the donation of Red’s personal effects by his widow, I found myself with several hundred copies of his “Salute to the Pledge Allegiance” speech?
What’d you do with them all?
Is the Pledge of Allegiance British?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Would you be surprised at anything Pope Francis does anymore?
They made a talking mule pope?