What, that cheapskate?
So should we just take it out of the slush fund?
Will there be enough left to buy an actual slushee, preferably cherry-flavored?
Would you like two?
Oh, can I?
Would you like a sandwich or a snack with that?
Got any Cheetos?
Did you ever see those Smothers Brothers commercials for Cheetos, one in which Tom uses the mnemonic “cheesy toes” to remember them?
Yes, do you remember Pat Paulsen on the Smothers Brothers show?
Did you ever vote for him for president?
Who actually votes for a novelty candidate?
Would anyone here admit it if they did?
Wouldn’t that depend on who the real candidates were?
So is the Duchess of Cambridge going to have a boy or a girl?
Uh, “yes”?
How long before someone suggests “It’s not really William’s kid”?
So who is the father?
I think most people accept that the newborn boy’s papa is the Duke of Cambridge, don’t you?
Uh, yes?
Are you asking me or telling me?