Uh, no?
Why are you jabbering on like this?
Dude, did you see the thread title?
The Thread Title, wasn’t Keanu Reeves in that?
I didn’t see that movie, did you?
Would you believe me if I told you that I thought Rachel Weisz was brilliant in her role of Monique, the callgirl-with-a-heart-of-gold-turned-vampire-hunter?
Why should I believe you about anything?
Well, why would I lie about a non-existant movie?
HOW could you lie about a non-existant movie?
On my back?
On your word?
Is that what they’re calling it now?
When?
Who?
Can’t we do better than this?
Would you be willing to grapple with the semantic nuances of the Rosetta Stone?
Does grappling with Rosy Palm and her five daughters count?
Are you a hands-on kind of guy?
Do you think I’d pay lip service to that?
Is the medium the massage?