How 'bout “An Evening with Morley Fitzhugh” in which the noted Sunday evening bore trots out often told tales of his days as an assistant theater critic in Boise, or maybe “This Is Not Your Army!” a retrofitted 1948 trailer showing the exciting ways a post-war veteran can somehow not resume his normal life in society?
Does it get any better than that?
Well, then, don’t you see that on the Fermented Cartoon channel we have the Adventures of Orrick, a slaphappy old laff-a-minute black & whiter about a cat who thinks he’s a dog?
Are you making these up?
Are you suggesting he’s being disingenuous?
You think he’s a genius?
Aren’t all Dopers geniuses?
Don’t some have special knacks for cantankerousness?
Are you saying I’m crotchetty?
What do I care about your crotch?
Why don’t we leave that to Madame Pepperwinkle?
You don’t know about the pics Madame Pepperwinkle posted on the Internet?
Are you talking about her sculptures?
Are you trying to dodge my question?
Which pix: family, her artwork, silly pictures she found on the internet?
There aren’t any involving goats, a trampoline and vegetable oil, are there?
Goats? Those weren’t sheep?
Sheep? Where?
Sorry, I was wool-gathering, what’s going on now?
For shear number of questions, aren’t you in a class by yourself?