Is that politically correct?
You mean like saying “having an introspective pornographic moment” instead of “undressing her with your eyes”?
I usually use my hands to undress “her”; do you have telekinetic vision that lets you undress a woman with your eyes?
Don’t sometimes the eyes have it and sometimes the nose?
We just have to face it, don’t we?
Did you hear about the leper hockey game the other night, and there was a face off in the corner?
How can you countenance such a thing?
Are we really doing bad puns again?
Do you have a good one?
Do I have to come up with one?
Well, what would you like to talk about?
Do you have a preferred topic?
What about the Bible, comic books, classical mythology or music of the 1960’s?
What about them?
Can you whistle These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things?
Can you hear me now?
Are you shouting really loudly?
What?
ARE YOU SHOUTING REALLY LOUDLY? (LY… Ly… ly…)
Is there an echo in here?