Did your duck quack?
Is that what they’re calling it now?
What did you used to call my duck? Donald?
Would anyone really name their “duck” Donald?
Yeah, who would be Daffy enough to do that?
Why would anyone give their duck a name anyway?
Someone who is completely Looney Tunes?
Aren’t ducks just less tune-y loons?
Could it be it a coincidence that it is one John Thomas Looney who claims Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford, was the true author of Shakespeare’s plays?
Isn’t that Much Ado About Nothing?
A Tempest in a teapot, you mean?
Is all As You Like It?
Do you think all the world’s a stage?
Didn’t RUSH say it was?
Isn’t this all just much ado about nothing?
Has anyone heard from Annie?
Maybe the mortician?
Is it too soon to order flowers?
For Mother’s day 2014?
Are you ordering a bouquet of hemlock?