Isn’t that illegal in certain states?
Do they call you Cuban Pete?
Is he related to Peg-Leg Pete?
Didn’t he work with the Phantom Blot?
Is that a Rorschach?
What do YOU think it means?
Two birds kissing?
Have you ever actually seen that happen?
You mean besides the cartoons?
Guv’nor, don’t you know Suzie Wong Bar is a good place to see two birds kissing?
So the Wong Bar is the Wight (uh, right) Bar?
Isn’t Isle of Wight Bar in Pattaya?
Are you trying to Pattaya-self on the back with that one?
Ah, just Phuket why doncha?
Did you know Madame Pepperwinkle hates to throw things away, and is a veritable Pak Kret?
Dare I ask about Bangkok?
Do you think it will Om Noi me if you do?
Have you ever visited Lahore?
Was that where I asked for a big chair but the girl brought me the Rangsit?
Was that for a game of Hilo?