Aren’t Yala last person who should ask that?
Why are you making puns about thy land?
And bad ones at that?
Don’t you know I was going to take the lead and make a pun on Manila but decided I should just tagalog?
If I drank too much water, I’d be Filipino?
I’m sorry, what was the Quezon?
When you clean my car I don’t want you to leave a Marcos I have a date tonight, OK?
Clean your car? Do you known Imelda-ly and can’t do physical labor anymore?
Would you be offended if someone says Pacquiao?
Are there Manny who would be?
Are they maids to order?
Are you into hospitality, then?
For high-class accommodation, would you stay in a hautel?
For a good quickie, would you go to a bon motel?
Is the the inn thing now?
Did you want to lodge a complaint?
Why would I, when I have such a suite life?
So, no hostel reaction?
Don’t you know I’d have reservations?
What’s the service like down at the tavernacle?