That he was deaf, dumb and blind?
Will he see or hear or will you break the mirror?
Wouldn’t that mean seven years of bad luck?
What brings seven years of good luck?
Dunno, but do you think mirror manufacturers are really lucky?
May I reflect on that one?
Haven’t I heard something about spitting on the image?
Do you know any vampires?
Do you mean blood relations?
You B positive?
Are you allergic to certain blood types?
Did you mean to say “allergic” or was that a type-O?
Do you have the drive to volunteer for the Red Cross?
Does volunteering for the Salvation Army ring a bell?
Does the Salvation Army still use bell-ringers?
Yep; did you know there’s only 112 days till Christmas?
And how many before Halloween?
Don’t you have a calendar?
Does a colander count?
Can you use it as an abacus?