Could it be a hat, or a brooch, or…?
How about a pterodactyl?
Aren’t those extinct?
Do I look like a palaeontologist?
Is he the guy at the zoo who hunts for missing lynx?
Did you mean missing link or did you do that on porpoise?
Did you seal that question with a kiss?
Just like in Deer John?
Did you know I once blew a seal while driving down the road?
Didn’t that suck?
Like a leech?
Is the leech the paradigm of parasites?
Aren’t they segmented worms?
Better them than us?
Is nothing is better for Thee … than me?
Are you a Quaker, or just feeling your oats?
If I were British, would now be a good time to say “Cheerio(s)”?
That would be true in the general mill of things, wouldn’t it?
Are you a cereal killer?
You mean a Chexecutioner?