Did Oxford, Bacon, Derby or Marlowe write that?
Ding dong, is the Bard of Avon calling?
So now we’re visiting Stratford u-pun Avon?
Is that as you like it?
Isn’t this all much ado about nothing?
Do you foresee a comedy of errors?
Or The Tempest in a teapot?
If I’ve finally mastered the art of cooking with fungus, is that the Taming of the 'Shroom?
Wouldn’t that be magic?
Didn’t William Goldman write Magic?
Did you know he went to the same college as me?
Any other famous co-alumni?
Which was the famous co-alumni – Elendil’s Heir or William Goldman?
Shouldn’t the question be who was the infamous co-alumni?
Would that be a no-brainer?
Don’t you have to have some brains to get through college?
What is the minimum system requirements when going to college?
Which college?
Witch college? Are we talking Hogwarts here?
Are you in Ravenclaw?