Siriusly?
Tell me, does Luna lovegood?
Does she let you explore her chamber of secrets?
Was the sorcerer stoned?
Is a hirsute jar maker a hairy potter?
Is that jar maker hagridden?
Does Hermione let every wizard Slytherin?
Are you suggesting she’s free with her Charms?
Could she be just a Dumblewhore?
Does she shake everybody’s wand?
Does she moan like Myrtle?
What does she do with an Engorgio spell?
Weasley her way into your pants?
Is she expecto-ing, and will there be a patronumity suit?
Does she do it Hippogriff style?
Is she guilty of malfoysance?
If her vagina were a horcrux, would you destroy it?
What, you think I should Filch her Mundungus?
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see her?
Excuse me, Professor Flitwick, could I borrow Wood for a moment?