Are you at it with the Erecto spell again?
Where’d you put the Sorting Hat?
Isn’t it in the room of requirement with the flying sousaphones?
Are you being Sirius or Riddikulus?
Did Dumbledore tell you to ask me that?
Is this a Swiftie that Tom riddled?
Oops, dont’cha know I almost asked a question someone else asked?
Down’tcha?
Has that ever happened before?
Wouldn’t it have to happen after?
Couldn’t it happen during?
Wouldn’t that rip open the space-time continuum?
Do you have your chronosynclastic infundibulum ready?
I thought a towel was all I needed?
Are you a hoopy frood?
Is that like a hophead?
I was told there would be no math?
So you can’t sum up?
Can he sum down or sideways, instead?
If he could, wouldn’t HE be somebody?