Did you know James Garfield was ambidextrous and could write Greek and Latin simultaneously?
But didn’t he end up dead?
So “requiescat in pacem” and “anapausou en eirene”?
Would saying “That’s Latin and Greek to me” be not all that funny?
Would you call it a ripsnortin’ ribtickler?
Do your ribs ever snort?
Got any spare ribs?
You mean like Adam?
Why do you think Adam was mean?
Because he was really put out (of the Garden of Eden)?
Is that why he started raising Cain, because he was Abel?
Isn’t that all just a mess of pottage?
Did you see what Esau?
Would someone just cut the baby in two already?
Aren’t you the guy with the famous sword?
Didn’t you know that was an ancestor?
So who got Anduril?
Why, do you have a headache?
Are psychiatrists licensed to cure headaches?
Are migraines psychosomatic?