Somebody rub you the wrong way?
Shouldn’t these puns be cur tailed?
Isn’t that a little ruff?
Whelp, isn’t this fun while it lasts?
What are you bitching about now?
Did you think this thread would rot-while-yer trying to think of something clever?
Did you need some pointers?
Are you hounding me?
What are you muttering about?
Is it time to pull the pug on this thread?
Is it true, as Burns said, that “the best laid plans of mice and men afghan agley”?
But how can we complete our plans if there is a tally ban?
If started selling landmines that looked like prayer mats, would the prophets go through the roof?
Couldn’t we get back to pooch puns?
You say you like the doggy style?
You’re quite the hot dog aren’t you?
Are you afraid of the Big Bad Woof?
Is it too ruff for you?
Maybe for a bunch of bitches?
What’s up, dachshund?