Do you help a new quail hunter by giving him some Pointers?
If you meet a pretty girl do you pinscher?
Mightn’t that result in a yap in the face?
Well, if she runs away, would you retriever?
If she’s thrown in jail, will you springer?
Do you remember when Gilda Radner used to do her Barbara Chihuahua impression?
Didn’t she just make you howl?
Do you recall if some of her jokes were off-collar?
Didn’t hers end up being a sad tail?
You mean in the end when they had to pull the pug?
Well, maybe they didn’t want to let her rottweiler laid around?
Do you think Scottie would beam her up?
So we’re doing Star Trek now?
Is it true Spock would trust the durability of only vulcanized rubbers while doing the nasty?
Do you think Nurse Chapel ever felt the forward thrust of his photon torpedo?
Are you saying she experienced the wrath of Khan?
Do you think anything will phaser?
Maybe if she detected Klingons around Uranus?
Did you know that Grace Lee Whitney, who played Janice Rand, was the original mermaid for the Chicken of the Sea tuna ad campaign?
Water you talking about?