Questions Only

Is he the Pompatus of Love?

Does he smell like colitas?

Is it true he can never leave?

Ever hear of 50 ways to leave your lover?

Could you enumerate those, please?

Could you slip out the back, Jack? Make a new plan, Stan?

Are you trying to be coy, Roy?

If I said that beats the hell out of me, Roy, would you understand?

Which is the hippies and which is the dogs?

Haven’t seen a hippie dog?

Not even in the line of fire?

Is it true that Clint Eastwood and Manis (“Clyde”) the orang-utan were more than just good friends?

Are you on the need-to-know list for that information?

Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?

How many shots have you fired, anyway, sir?

Don’t y’know, in all this excitement, I’ve forgotten?

Forgotten what?

???

Is that a valid question?

How can you question the validity of a question mark?