How about a sock in the colon?
Would you mind if I dash off?
What’s the point?
We’re on the 79th page of this thread, and all of a sudden you think we need a point?
Did you know I’m getting a doctrine in Studies on the Family, and to get a degree I have to write a parenthesis?
Are you getting the third degree?
Would getting a professorial job with three degrees put me in a different tax bracket?
Have they gotten out the rubber hoses?
Or did they screw up the order like last time and break out the rubber noses?
Is it just the noses or did they go with the whole Groucho glasses?
How did that bear get into my pajamas anyway?
Could it be Swordfish?
Isn’t that a bunch of horse feathers?
Could it be just monkey business instead?
Like a night in Casablanca?
Got any recipes for duck soup?
Or animal crackers?
Would you rather have a day at the races or a night at the opera?
Why are you harpoing on this?
Would you believe I’m just marxing time?