Do constipated Eskimos get Polaroids?
How did it develop?
Do Aleut tailors make many arcticles of clothing?
Is an Eskimo comedian an Inu-wit?
Do they stick the snowflakes together with igloo?
If they light a fire for warmth in their kayak and it sinks, does that prove you can’t have your kayak and heat it too?
Does that just go to show what Yukon do if you try?
Even if you stab yourself with an icicle and die of cold cuts?
I don’t know. Could you eskimo knowledgeable person?
Say, do you suppose Mrs. Claus enjoys Santa’s North Pole, if you get my drift?
But can she really be satisfied with a guy who only comes once a year?
Do you speak North Polish?
Do you mean to say “Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia”?
Does that mean “Elves who sing are wrappers”?
Say, do you recall the time we dressed up as Victorian era Father Christmases, hitched a team of drunken reindeer to a beaten up sleigh, hitched a police siren to the back, and screeched through the streets of Reykjavic throwing coal at the children?
And didn’t we just love the reindeer, because every buck was deer to us?
Was that when they threw the stag party?
I thought you could only throw ball games?
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Ha ha, isn’t your face now as red as Rudolph’s nose?