Ah, but is your nose as brown as Comet’s?
Will Comet cleanser clean that right up?
Or would you prefer Ajax (boom boom) the foaming cleanser?
How about Scrubbing Bubbles? Cuz they clean up so you don’t have toooooo?
If I don’t want two, can I only have one?
Isn’t that the loneliest number?
And what’s the least lonely number?
69?
[applause]
Do we have a thread winner?
Why? Does that answer have you bobbin up and down?
…and what’s the next number, please?
0?
So it’s all for nothing?
If 0!=1, what is 0??
Isn’t it an alphanumeric character?
Would it be 68, in which you do me and I owe you 1?
Did you ever have to take an oral exam?
uhh what all would be involved there?
Wouldn’t it be acquiring the satisfaction of your examiners?
Is it true that 77 better than 69 because you get, um, “eight” more?