Is that how you score or how you keep score?
Do you know the score?
To what song?
La-la-la-la fa-la-la-la derry-down-dol la-la?
Did you know it’s almost time to fa-la-la-la?
Would you believe I’ve been caroling since late August?
Who’s Carol?
The one who’s into rabbit holes?
Did you know that while oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your whole week?
But what about… Naomi?
Campbell?
The soup?
Or the country singer Glen?
Glen or Glenda?
Ed Wood or Johnny Depp?
Does it matter?
So it’s anti-matter?
What about Antidisestablishmentarianism?
But what would you put in its place?
Does it have to be a place?