Do I have to tell you now?
If not now, when?
What are you fighting for?
For the right … to PAR-R-R-R-RT-T-T-T-T-Y-Y-Y-Y?
Can’t you find anything better to fight for?
Are you always this violent?
Is all you’re saying is “Give Peace A Chance”?
Wasn’t that “Give Peas a Chance”?
Do you support Whirled Peas?
Whatever happened to “Piss on Earth” as a catchphrase?
Didn’t the posse pass on piss?
Have you ever pissed in a campfire?
Doesn’t make the marshmallows taste very good, does it?
Wouldn’t that just piss you off if someone did that?
If urine the mood for it, shouldn’t you renal the way to the lavatory, climb up the bladder through the window, and pass out?
What if I’m just too pooped?
Are you taking enough vitamins?
Do Flinstone vitamins count?
When the pill salesman comes to the door, should we vitamin?
I’ve heard of vacuum and encyclopedia salesmen, but never pills - have you?