Are you calling her a communist?
Isn’t she more a Groucho Marxist?
Annie which way but loose?
And which way does the Heirloom?
Do girls come with one of those?
Is there a safe way to answer that question?
Why not live on the cutting edge of danger?
Because I’ll get cut?
How about a haircut?
Maybe just a trim?
Have you been wearing hirsute again?
Are you wigging out?
Didn’t you think there would be hell toupee?
Are you trying to get my goatee?
They didn’t tell you that I mustache you these questions?
So you’ve come to beard the lion in his den?
Must I comb through this thread for a witty question?
Did the fact that Lex lacks locks make him a sore Luthor?
Did Long John Silver make his men get crew cuts?
When Sherlock Holmes took up apiary did Watson have to wear his hair in a beehive?