And did Watson resist the temptation to say, “Holmes, bee-have!”
Did he use honeyed words instead?
Would that mead with your disapproval?
Do you think they would drone on and on?-
And would Pakistan allow it?
Would his spelling skills improve?
Did Holmes go to elementary school?
Was Watson a graduate of the Victorian Sidekick Academy of Medicine?
No shit, Sherlock?
Wasn’t that a matter of sheer luck?
Aren’t you scraping the bottom?
Are there shorn locks at the bottom, or are they more arty?
Arty as in the Surreal that Salvador Dali eats for breakfast?
Or Cream of Magritte?
What might we draw from that?
Should I paint you a picture?
Will you draw upon your masterly skills?
If you’re an Impressionist, can you do Cagney?
Walt Disney could, or was that just a dirty rat?
Didn’t Michael Jackson sing a song about a dirty rat?