Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie?
Wanna see the (real life) third degree burn on my right foot?
I’m having trouble seeing, could you lift it a little higher?
What did she do to herself?
What happens when a person with a disabled hand tries to drain a pot of spaghetti?
You find yourself in hot water?
Are you giving me the third degree [del]burns[/del]?
Has your passion for pasta past?
Wasn’t that in A Christmas Carol?
That’s a great expectation isn’t it?
What the Dickens are you talking about?
Are you living in a particularly bleak house?
Isn’t that next door to the old curiosity shop?
Is that where David Copperfield get his props?
You know him too? Is he Our Mutual Friend?
And does the plot have an oliver twist?
This time of year, don’t you just want to sing a Christmas carol?
Or just talk turkey?
Are we gobbling about Hard Times?
The battle of life is hard eh?