Are these the best of times or the worst of times?
Isn’t it the same whether you’re in Indianapolis or Bangkok, y’know, a Tale of Two Cities?
Didn’t David Carradine have One Night in Bangkok?
Wasn’t that Murray Head?
Isn’t that an awfully personal question?
How personal can one get?
Isn’t Bangkok a grand place to find that out?
Would you like to hear my NSFW pun about Bangkok?
How much you wanna bet I’ve heard it before?
Would you just tell us already?
Can’t you guess?
Why should we have to guess?
Did you know that looking on a map, first you find Lahore, then Bangkok?
Ever heard of Sexmoan here in the Philippines?
So it’s easy to get screwed in the inscrutable East?
Don’t you know the girls especially like fat old bald-headed men?
How about plump old white-haired men?
What about young thin gorillas?
Would that be Simian to watch over me?
What’s a little monkey business from time to time?