Is that you, Marcel?
Would you say you’re a real ba-boon to society?
Would you say you’re the whole magilla?
Will you please slow down before you give me a heart macaque?
Would it take a lot of vervet to make a pun on the dusky titi?
Does your post contain a missing link?
Hominid these ape jokes can we do?
If we keep this up, might might we evolve to a higher plane?
Would that make us Dar-winners?
Can you wait for my answer while I go turn down the heat under a big pot of chili simian in the pan?
What does one mean when one says homo erectus?
If you were a particular kind of primate with excellent distance vision, would you be a far-seer tarsier?
Why beat around the bush baby?
Is you make a monkey coffee, do you make sure its a capuchino?
Did you know they crossed an Indian monkey with a vine of the legume family and a plant with yellow cup-shaped flowers and named it a Rhesus Peanut Buttercup?
Would you relax with a cup of saki?
Wouldn’t you rather read him?
Is your favorite story by Saki “The Open Window”?
I haven’t read it - have you?
Do you know I was the lead in a school play version of that story?