Questions Only

So you are a thespian?

Do you know, I hate to think how long it’s been since I thesped?

Do you thay that to all the guyth?

Are you referring to the Thay Buddhist temple in Greater Hanoi?

Did you know I somehow missed that when I was in Hanoi?

Is there anywhere you haven’t been?

Did you know I’ve been undressed by kings and I’ve seen some things that a woman ain’t supposed to see, I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me?

Maybe, could you whistle a few bars?

I thought I just did?

Could you do it again in a lower key?

Monkey or donkey?

This time of year, could you make it turkey?

You think I’m making the turkey?

Well, then, how about the deviled eggs?

Is that a Thanksgiving standard?

Well, then, how about the pumpkin pie?

Yes, how about the pumpkin pie?

With or without whipped cream?

Why would anyone eat it without?

Have you heard there are those who’d rather have it ala mode?